Sabtu, 16 April 2011
UPITRET
Lagi-lagi hanya tipuan mata atau bahasa kerennya optical illusion…Lalu di mana letak kekeliruan yang membuat mata dan pikiran kita jadi melayang dan terhipnotis bahwa itu adalah benar.
Singkat saja…letak kesalahan awal terletak di baris ke 4 (sangat tidak konsisten)…
(a + b)(a – b) = b(a – b)
Salahnya karena (a – b) langsung saja dihilangkan (itu letak tipuannya)
Bukankah di baris pertama a sama dengan b??
Lalu bila a dan b diisi angka sama apapun juga akan menghasilkan 0.
Jadi, (a – b) = 0
Dan di ruas kiri, (a + b) x 0 = 0
Dan di ruas kanan, b x 0 = 0
So…bukan 2 = 1
Hoho…simpel, meskipun nggak terlalu menarik, tapi bisa menghilangkan ilusi yang salah…
Jangan sampe soal beginian membuat wajah kita yang cantik dan ganteng alias bungas (bahasa gaulnya) jadi seperti gambar tante-tante itu yang sudah tidak berbentuk -.-
aminn..
man jadda wajada : siapa yang bersunguh-sungguh akan sukses
man shabara zhafira : siapa yang bersabar akan beruntung
man sara ala darbi washala : siapa yang berjalan di jalannya akan sampai ke tujuan
hmm..
this story I copy from radittos.tumblr.com
10th grade
As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called “best friend”. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said “thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn’t want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said “thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn’t want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said “thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick” she said; he’s not going to go well, I didn’t have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as “best friends”. So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn’t think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said “I had the best time, thanks!” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick” she said; he’s not going to go well, I didn’t have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as “best friends”. So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn’t think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said “I had the best time, thanks!” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, “you’re my best friend, thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, “you’re my best friend, thanks” and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say “I do” and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said “you came!”. She said “thanks” and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say “I do” and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said “you came!”. She said “thanks” and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.
Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my “best friend”. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn’t notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love him but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too…` I thought to my self, and I cried.
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my “best friend”. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn’t notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love him but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too…` I thought to my self, and I cried.
misscom
Ternyata eh ternyata kemampuan bahasa sunda gue itu 'cetek' abis. Fyi, gue blasteran Timur Tengah (jawa timur-jawa tengah) toh gue gabisa bahasa jawa juga. gue tinggal di jawa barat (tinggal di lingkungan orang sunda) toh gue gabisa bahasa sunda juga. haha aneh memang karena ternyata gue lebih mengerti bahasa bencong (nah loh?) ih rempong deh cin buahahahaha.
Kejadian ini terjadi waktu gue masih pkl di pemda. makan siang adalah solusi yang tepat sebelum ajal kelaparan menjemput dan gue memutuskan untuk makan gado-gado (kalo kata bapak gue sampah kelas atas). melangkahlah kaki ini menuju sebuah rumah makan yang sepertinya umurnya tak akan lama lagi (?).
kebodohan pun berawa dari sini..
gue :
pak gado-gadonya satu (dengan pedenya gue langsung duduk di bangku yang (mungkin) sebentar lagi akan almarhum)
tgd (tukang gado-gado) :
se'ep neng (sambil melemparkan senyum simpulnya ke arah gue) ahaii
Gue yang terlahir gabisa bahasa sunda dan seketika tersihir dengan senyum bapanya, refleks gue langsung menangkap lemparan senyum bapa itu dan dengan feeling yang sekuat tali keher anjing herder gue menganggap kalau dia menyakan 'berapa gado-gado yang dipesan'
gue :
satu aja pak, ga pedes ya (goblok, dengan wajah kaya orang pinter gue jawab enteng banget)
tgd :
se'ep neng (bapanya masih nimpukin senyumannya itu ke gue)
Gue yang (AKHIRNYA) ngerasa ada sesuatu yang janggal akhirnya memutuskan untuk nanya Virda, temen gue yang dari tadi sibuk sama hapenya.
gue :
se'ep apa vir? (dengan wajah tablo)
virda dan bapanya :
abis (jawabnya singkat bener dan menjawab bersamaan)
Dan seketika...
buahahahahahawahahakakakakakakak..
Menggelegarlah tawa di rumah makan yang gue berharap bener-bener almarhum karena telah menorehkan sejarah yang memalukan di hidup gue.
Dengan rasa malu campur eneg akhirnya gue memutuskan untuk keluar dari rumah makan itu.
Jadi, teman-teman pesan yang dapat kita ambil adalah :
Kejadian ini terjadi waktu gue masih pkl di pemda. makan siang adalah solusi yang tepat sebelum ajal kelaparan menjemput dan gue memutuskan untuk makan gado-gado (kalo kata bapak gue sampah kelas atas). melangkahlah kaki ini menuju sebuah rumah makan yang sepertinya umurnya tak akan lama lagi (?).
kebodohan pun berawa dari sini..
gue :
pak gado-gadonya satu (dengan pedenya gue langsung duduk di bangku yang (mungkin) sebentar lagi akan almarhum)
tgd (tukang gado-gado) :
se'ep neng (sambil melemparkan senyum simpulnya ke arah gue) ahaii
Gue yang terlahir gabisa bahasa sunda dan seketika tersihir dengan senyum bapanya, refleks gue langsung menangkap lemparan senyum bapa itu dan dengan feeling yang sekuat tali keher anjing herder gue menganggap kalau dia menyakan 'berapa gado-gado yang dipesan'
gue :
satu aja pak, ga pedes ya (goblok, dengan wajah kaya orang pinter gue jawab enteng banget)
tgd :
se'ep neng (bapanya masih nimpukin senyumannya itu ke gue)
Gue yang (AKHIRNYA) ngerasa ada sesuatu yang janggal akhirnya memutuskan untuk nanya Virda, temen gue yang dari tadi sibuk sama hapenya.
gue :
se'ep apa vir? (dengan wajah tablo)
virda dan bapanya :
abis (jawabnya singkat bener dan menjawab bersamaan)
Dan seketika...
buahahahahahawahahakakakakakakak..
Menggelegarlah tawa di rumah makan yang gue berharap bener-bener almarhum karena telah menorehkan sejarah yang memalukan di hidup gue.
Dengan rasa malu campur eneg akhirnya gue memutuskan untuk keluar dari rumah makan itu.
Jadi, teman-teman pesan yang dapat kita ambil adalah :
Jangan bicara apapun jika kalian ga tau apa yang kalian bicarakan, meskipun feeling kalian sekuat tali leher anjing herderLove. DF.
Jumat, 15 April 2011
mari kembali ke 2 tahun yang lalu
Good Story, Cinematography and Great Music!
Merasa jadi monyet gua, dari tadi makan pisang terus, gapapa deh, baru tau gua jadi monyet menyenangkan
-Kukun Kurnia
Haha whats on your mind? BIG Y!!
Haha whats on your mind? BIG Y!!
for 'you'
he is rarely seen now. not online. not met. where is he? and oh whether it's true or not. I heard the news that he was ill. hopefully it's not true. if true, I hope u get better soon so, I can see u again. sekali lagi cepet sembuh yaaa :) ecieee haha
Alasan itu ada 1001, kalo kamu pakai 1 masih ada 1000 seribu alasan!
-Pembina SMP Tersayang, waktu gue terlambat gara-gara angkot DEMO!
where you guys prefer?
Like a G6
OR
Like a Horcrux
whatever you choose, most importantly let'sdance together.
dancing ghost mode: on !!
now im feelin so fly like a G6! WOOHOOO
whatever you choose, most importantly let'sdance together.
dancing ghost mode: on !!
now im feelin so fly like a G6! WOOHOOO
super random stuuf!!
me, friends, family, you, food, blogger, sushi, chocolate, cartoon, pc, laptop, ipod, mp4, tumblr, the trees and the wild, twitter, candy, rain, google, music, cool videos, cibitung, skirt, starbucks, mango, lilo and stitch, cluod, ice cream, dvd, disney, waterfall, mtv, guitar, green, rainbow, sun, moon, novel, comic, bicycle, nike, samsung, scream, concerts (but im always short of breath when in a crowd), milk, indomie, handphone, camera, canon, photography, jeans, t-shirt, mosque, photobox, jump, tissue, coffe, sky dining, lomo, insomnia, iceskate, burgerking, apple, trees, facebook, water, tambun, bekasi, serpong, sit up, lake, guys, playstation, seafood, timezone, soto betawi, mirrors, bri bank, movies, pasar senen, capricorn, john legend, souljah, soulvibe, road, hanamasa, chitchat, jamie cullum, air freshener, light, basketball, volley, framephotos, taxi, alquran, being jayus, canteen, earth, walk, swimming, camping, books, tickets, plastic, balloons (i like a balloon but I don't dare to approach it) converse, trophy, uniform, yahoo, lion, handdrawing, turnaround, toilet, gogirl, sederhana, draft, task, disneyland, html, popart, tie, run, hit, toefl, ensyclopedia, folder, nametag, powerglue, scanner, afterschool, bubblegumtoothpaste, games, almamater, parfume, filebinder, fly, freedom, and love.
Kamis, 14 April 2011
Breakeven (cover Maddi Jane)
oh girl! you're voice so cool :) love u maddi jane!
I Miss You - Blink 182
(I miss you miss you)
Hello there the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in backround of the morgue
The unsespecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
And we’ll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we’ll wish this never ends
We’ll wish this never end
Where are you and I’m so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting everytime
And as I stared I counted the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight
stop this pain tonight
Don’t waste your time on me your already the voice inside my head(6x)
I miss you miss you(6x)
Hello there the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in backround of the morgue
The unsespecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
And we’ll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we’ll wish this never ends
We’ll wish this never end
Where are you and I’m so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting everytime
And as I stared I counted the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight
stop this pain tonight
Don’t waste your time on me your already the voice inside my head(6x)
I miss you miss you(6x)
(god how much i miss this song <3)
oh no
Dasar cewe, gue cerita ke dia eh dia malah cerita ke orang lain. Bodoh memang (gue), jatuh di lubang yang sama. udah tau di BO(suk)COR kenapa juga gue cerita ke dia. ahhh sial, gue lupa!!
makanya dari dulu sampe sekarang gue gapernah suka sama yang namanya CEWE!!
fakhellyeaahhhh!!
makanya dari dulu sampe sekarang gue gapernah suka sama yang namanya CEWE!!
fakhellyeaahhhh!!
Jumat, 08 April 2011
R.A.N.D.O.M #5
RANDOM DOODLES
Pesan-nya sih positif, Jangan Berhenti Berusaha Apalagi Berusaha Berhenti. Tapi, kayanya gambarnya jelek banget hahahaha :|
P.S : poster kelas.
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